Squirrels Are Evil

The Microsoft Squirrels will not run on their wheels. They won’t talk to other squirrels that look just like them. They have been throwing their acorns at me for the past two days and smirking about it. The tree they live in is hosed and gods of IT won’t duplicate it, cause they don’t have another tree with the same leaves. So here I sit, trying my darnest to be productive in a broken down tree with evil, smirking squirrels from hell.

At least my cat sympathizes about squirrels. Although the ones he doesn’t like have bushy tails.